Akin to Jenny S. over at natural.scientist.blogspot.com, a list of posts I could, but am unlikely to, write.
Week One of Professing: Just staple your offer letter to your forehead, it is always required.
Oh God What Was Their Name Again? How my brain is teflon.
Who Is More Nervous: Prospective student or me?
Pea and Moss: The Moss Awakens*
Parents and Their Marriages; an observational (depressing) study.
Dear Canada, That’s Enough Winter. Why are you laughing?
Schrodinger’s Wardrobe: How I can dress as a professor and be told I look like a student in the same instant!
Please Don’t Go Away, Pea.**
*watching Star Wars, the ultimate scene, the big reveal. Pea leans over “look at all the nice moss!”. I die laughing. We later determined the scene was shot in Ireland, catapulting Ireland as a travel destination into our top three.
**Likely you will actually have the pleasure of reading seventy million variants of this post in the next four months.