Pea: carrying Spud around: Look, that’s the window! Spud turns head. Look, that’s the refrigerator! Spud looks at me. Look, that’s your mom! Spud turns head. That’s the refrigerator! You like the refrigerator!
Me: He does like the refrigerator.
Pea: He thinks it’s weird though. You have to open it to get food.
Me: <pause> unladylike snort