Me: I have three things. Do you want to have a thing-type talk, or did you just want to cuddle.
Pea: drowsily We can have a thing talk, what are your things?
Me: Bacon. We forgot to thaw it.
Pea: We can just cook it from frozen, it will thaw as it goes.
Me: Oh good, I really want breakfasty breakfast today.
Pea: These are easy things! What’s the next one?
Me: Zika virus.
Pea: Oh, Zika virus, good.
Pea: Zika virus baaaad.
Me: I’m thinking about zika virus. And Mexico. And your work offsite. In Mexico. I don’t think I can go if we’re planning on trying to conceive in that same window.
Pea: Oh, yes, that makes sense. Can I still go?
Me: I don’t know, we will have to look at how prevalent it is, I feel like it hasn’t been in the news as much but I’m not sure if that is just because the news is bored or because it is actually resolving.
Pea: What was the third thing?
Pea: Your third thing type thing, to talk about?
Me: Oh, I don’t know! Hmmm.